I was stitching along this evening, and as I got close to the end of the zigzag I was working on, I thought to myself, "Wow, after I finish this I'll only have three zigzags to go!"
Then I looked at what I actually have left.
I only have two zigzags left!
Somehow, there has been a hiccup in the space-time continuum. I know that there were four zigzags left when I quit at 11:00 pm last night. I can't have done two zigzags today, because that would be 12 hours, and there aren't that many non-working, non-sleeping hours in my day.
So there are three possibilities:
1. Wormhole, time vortex, or other hitherto unknown temporal disturbance with associated memory loss that gave me an entire extra day between yesterday and today. (Unlikely, but if true I wish I could remember how I did it. Extra days on demand would be awesome.)
2. I stitched in my sleep last night. (Unlikely. Stitching on this fabric requires a bright light, and that would have woken me up.)
3. I can't count when I'm tired.